Friday, August 15, 2008

doucheblog epic return to stardom

Okay fellow hipsters, after a long extended break the doucheblog is back hopefully until I am discouraged again. As a result of positive feedback and the inspiration of seeing Radiohead twice in a row (yes that happened) I am renewed with a sense of urgency to propel hipster doucheblog into new heights of obnoxiousness. If you are just joining us more recently here is what we have established:

1. Radiohead is in fact the greatest band, not to be confused with just great band (polls don't lie)
2. Bryant is a lazy journalist (just kidding he just spaces out his muse)
3. Radiohead is amazing
4. There are a lot of really bizarre bands out there.
5. There is only one REAL band out there (hint starts with radio)
6. Who has six points, I should have stopped at 5

Second on the doucheblog to do list, new findings in our research department
People who like indie music are 87.35 % Compatitable for love.
1 out of 8 college students attend college
63.4% of Coldplay fans wish they could be listening to Radiohead
The Shins bassists beats his girlfriend

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